Humor Quote by Martin Amis — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“It is straightforward—and never mind, for now, about plagues and famines: if God existed, and if he cared for humankind, he would never have given us religion.”

“This had seemed a safe choice, since to be against the Beatles (late-middle period) is to be against life.”

“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”

“Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.”

“The door opened.”

“Sydney spent a lot of time on my bed these days.”

“My name is Nicomo Cosca, famed solider of fortune, and I am here for dinner.”

“I don't want to be a man," said Jace. "I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead.”