“Enraging liberals is simply one of the more enjoyable side effects of ...” — Rush Limbaugh Quote

“Enraging liberals is simply one of the more enjoyable side effects of my wisdom.”

“Global warming is a political issue. It is as much a political issue to the left as abortion is. It's as big a political issue as health care is.”

“I can't figure Twitter out. The way Twitter is formatted, I can't tell who is saying something and who's replying to something. I don't know who the tweeter is and who's responding to the twit.”

“In the endeavor to establish a difficult habit, for example, mere wishing will never carry it to a successful conclusion; our wishing must rise to the level of WANTING if this goal is to be achieved.”

“There are occasions and causes, why and wherefore in all things.”

“I'm not wise, but I read a lot of novels.”