“Definitely I love women, I love being around women, I find them incred...” — David Walliams Quote

Definitely I love women, I love being around women, I find them incredible and intoxicating, and I've never had that feeling I get with women with a man.

When you are doing endurance swimming you just need to take in as many carbs as possible to put on as much weight as you can. Basically you can eat whatever you want, which can be quite fun. Everything is guilt-free.

Reality always outstrips fiction. Whatever you make up, something more incredible always pops up in real life.

It's easier not to make a particular joke in case it offends. But every joke will offend someone, and I've always believed that the audience is bigger than one person. The danger is that things will become bland.

I always say God should have given women one extra decade at least, especially if you want a family. You're trying to pack a lot in.

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.

No nation can rise to the height of glory unless your women are side by side with you.

Women are the engine driving the growth in California's economy. Women make California's economy unique.

Women are the first to jump on what is fashionable.