“The thing I find about the movie industry is that 99 percent of the pe...” — Lloyd Kaufman Quote

The thing I find about the movie industry is that 99 percent of the people are absolute scum. They're horrible people, they really are. Very nasty killer rabbits who hate movies. But the other 1 percent are really the greatest, most wonderful people in the world.

I majored in Chinese Studies. I'm probably the only director of chicken Indian zombie movies who can speak pretty good Mandarin.

Comedy is not commercial; it is risky, because what is funny in one place isn't always funny somewhere else.

Movies are art and the spirit of the movie depends on the creators.

There is no way I could have ever dared to make a documentary, much less have the money to make a documentary, if it was on 16mm. But, with the magic of digital.

All the great things of humanity have been accomplished in the name of absolute principles.

I can easily lose myself emotionally in absolute Hollywood garbage.

My life at home gives me absolute joy. Having so much time there with the family has just been incredible. My life has changed and I work less, but I was never really one to work too much.

McConnell is the most talented majority leader in a generation. He has complete control of his caucus and understands and exploits their weaknesses, ambitions, and desires. In an impeachment trial where his members knew Trump's guilt was absolute and unequivocal, he bribed and browbeat them into submission.