“If you can manipulate news, a judge can manipulate the law. A smart la...” — Mario Cuomo Quote

If you can manipulate news, a judge can manipulate the law. A smart lawyer can keep a killer out of jail, a smart accountant can keep a thief from paying taxes, a smart reporter could ruin your reputation- unfairly.

Barack Obama is probably one of the brightest in terms of sheer intelligence... also probably the best orator we've ever had as a president.

No one in the modern history of this country, no president, has done more to move toward a balanced budget than has President Bill Clinton.

If I made a mistake in terms of running for president, the mistake was not in refusing to run in '91.

There are only two rules for being successful: one, figure out exactly what you want to do, and two, do it.

I'm very much inspired by things that anger me. If I see bigotry, stupidity, or injustice on the news, I'm inspired to find a way to make it into something comedic and relatable. Anger inspires me. Stupidity inspires me. My family inspires me. My accountant inspires me. Everything and anything, really.

Bankers are the most obvious class of closet freeloaders, but they are certainly not alone. Many a lawyer and an accountant wields a similar revenue model.

A lot of the younger Indian generation are either IT geniuses or doctors - the number of doctors I've seen in L.A. who are Indian is just crazy. So it is a very common thing. Or an accountant! That again is a very, very big thing.

I used to work at a hotel. I was the order-taker for room service. My mom worked at the hotel as an accountant.