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✦ More by David Letterman
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There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
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The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves.
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Wherever we've travelled in this great land of ours, we've found that people everywhere are about 90% water.
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President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to wage war, and I'm thinking, well, hell, he didn't need the approval of the American voters to become president, either.
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New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.
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Pain is the most private experience, but its causes, whether natural or man-made, demand public accounting.
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Accounting does not make corporate earnings or balance sheets more volatile. Accounting just increases the transparency of volatility in earnings.
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Mark-to-market accounting is like crack. Don't do it.
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Capital isn't this pile of money sitting somewhere; it's an accounting construct.
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As an artist, your only way to battle your label if you have a discrepancy is to go to court. I don't understand why you can't both agree if you have an accounting problem to have a third party to assess the situation.