“I conduct all my nighttime activities under the assumption that my wif...” — Sayed Kashua Quote

“I conduct all my nighttime activities under the assumption that my wife is awake, that she never falls asleep.”

“I use a lot of humor, and I follow the saying that if you want to tell people the truth, you better make them laugh first; otherwise, they will shoot you.”

“I don't really wake up in the morning and say, 'Ohmigod, I'm a Palestinian in a Jewish state.' I wake up in the morning and say, 'Ohmigod, I have to make sandwiches for my kids.'”

“I was put in the Air Corps. I was never educated to serve in the military, but soon my activities in the American Air Corps became very interesting to me.”

“I do as many fun activities as possible. A lot of hiking, beach bike riding and walking. And cardio barre, which is a dance-based workout at a ballet barre. It's a full-body workout for one hour on Monday, Wednesday and Friday in a studio.”

“In Iraq during the days of Saddam, I had a government minder who followed me everywhere, reported on my activities.”