“Although not considered a martial art, boxing is really a martial art....” — Joe Rogan Quote

“Although not considered a martial art, boxing is really a martial art. It's a very limited martial art as long as you agree to just box... but in an actual physical fight against someone who's just a wrestler, you're going to get killed.”

“If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure.”

“Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.”

“The comics I hate are thieves. Nothing's more disgusting than a guy who steals another person's ideas and tries to claim them as his own.”

“I do cagefight commentary in my spare time.”

“I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.”

“You have moments of grief in life, and if you can put pen to paper and capture that, that's something wonderful. I can revisit actual songs about past deaths, and I know that emotion is as true now as it was then.”

“I never played on a court or in an actual game until I was 9.”

“It's scary when one day the city is there and the next day it's gone. To see the water actual kill people, I couldn't believe it. I never fathomed it could bury a city.”

“On the actual competition days, you get about three or four hours of physical exertion - between an hour-long warm-up, recovery in-between runs, the training runs, and then the runs themselves.”

“I told myself that I would not come back to women's fashion until I felt I had something new to say. I feel that fashion has become too serious and that the actual customer's needs have not really been addressed. Fashion needs to make one happy. It is a luxury and should enhance one's quality of life.”

“This nation's elected leaders owe all Americans the duty of formulating an Iraqi policy based on sound analysis of the actual facts.”