“The only Batman that doesn't need parodying is Adam West, but everybod...” — Pete Holmes Quote

“The only Batman that doesn't need parodying is Adam West, but everybody else is fair game.”

“I think what people respond to is someone being who they actually are.”

“I can't speak for everybody. But I will say that for me, when I've been depressed - and I get depressed. I have irrational bouts of anxiety. I have random FedEx deliveries of despondency. Just like, 'I didn't order this. Oh, well, keep the PJs on, cancel everything you're doing today. It's time to take a sad shower.'”

“In the beginning, Adam was instructed to earn the bread by the sweat of his brow - not Eve. Contrary to conventional wisdom, a mother's place is in the home!”

“The Lord made Adam, the Lord made Eve, he made 'em both a little bit naive.”

“If I had one word to describe how I feel at never having to work with co-host Adam Savage again it'd be relief.”