“I learned not to confuse 'busy' with 'productive,' but I'm still far t...” — Chris Hardwick Quote

“I learned not to confuse 'busy' with 'productive,' but I'm still far too addicted to email to resist its early-morning digital snuggles.”

“I am a freelancer. My services are available to anyone at any time.”

“Comment threads are the new therapy for people. They just go and post the worst things they can think of because they feel bad, and then other people start attacking them, and then they attack back.”

“I have been addicted to crime since I was born. I was making up crime stories when I was a 4- or 5-year-old kid.”

“I don't ever go and write music for an album. That's not something I do. I don't go and write music for an audience or a career; I don't do that at all. I write basically all the time. I'm addicted to it.”

“By nature and doctrines I am addicted to the habit of discovering choice places wherein to feed.”