“The three major administrative problems on a campus are sex for the st...” — Robert M. Hutchins Quote

“The three major administrative problems on a campus are sex for the students, athletics for the alumni, and parking for the faculty.”

“When I feel like exercising I just lie down until the feeling goes away.”

“We can put television in its proper light by supposing that Gutenberg's great invention had been directed at printing only comic books.”

“One of my brothers teaches karate at our gym and also handles the administrative side of the gym. My other brother is a fighter like me and teaches a class at the gym. So my brothers are always at the gym together training.”

“The reason why you were allowed to get away with that in the '60s and '70s is because this country's racist administrative policies were such that rich white kids were getting exemptions. I said no exemptions.”

“All Church power is, therefore, properly ministerial and administrative. Everything is to be done in the name of Christ, and in accordance with his directions.”