“Based on my own experience, when you're going through adolescence you ...” — Patton Oswalt Quote

“Based on my own experience, when you're going through adolescence you don't know how the world works. You can't set a story in the world you live in because you don't know what a utility bill is, or how to budget your paycheck.”

“I remember, when 9/11 went down, my reaction was, 'Well, I've had it with humanity.' But I was wrong.”

“There's all kinds of those moments in your life where either through a weird set of circumstances, or a song you hear, or a smell you smell, or one person says something totally out of the context without the meaning that you assigned to it, but you snap back to the way you were when you were 14 or 15. We all deal with that.”

“Hemingway never grew out of adolescence. His scope and depth stayed shallow because he had no idea what women are for.”

“I remember myself at 10 years old telling stories to my sisters and brother. This is something I did through my adolescence and even through my twenties.”

“I was always the young guy. And when you're successful when you're young, it leads to an arrested adolescence or something, y'know.”