“I've been wanting kids for 10 years. I'd love to adopt, have them natu...” — Zach Galifianakis Quote

“I've been wanting kids for 10 years. I'd love to adopt, have them naturally - all of it. I want, like, 15.”

“It's not good for comedy to be like, 'Thanks for liking me.' Being popular is poison.”

“I've been happily dedicated to the same woman for a number of years. I never even look at other women.”

“It's relatively easy to adopt kids if you're not trying to get kids that look exactly like you.”

“Charles Laughton signed me to my first movie contract at 17. He later asked my parents if he could adopt me.”

“I always said if it gets to a point where I really want a child, I would adopt; kids are amazing, so I'm getting the selfish stuff out of my system so when I have them I can say, 'Go, run. I have plenty of money, go play.'”