“I adore jokes. They're a theatrical contrivance, but the irony of all ...” — Paul Morrissey Quote

“I adore jokes. They're a theatrical contrivance, but the irony of all fiction is that you approach reality by avoiding it a bit; you spoof it a bit.”

“Andy was a character, and the two of us did have some things in common. We appreciated funny things, didn't like serious things.”

“I've always been an independent producer. I'd kind of like to be hired help for a change. I don't mind that.”

“My films always play better outside of New York, especially to critics.”

“Andy wasn't capable of any complicated thoughts or ideas. Ideas need a verb and a noun, a subject. Andy spoke in a kind of stumbling staccato. You had to finish sentences for him. So Andy operated through people who could do things for him. He wished things into happening, things he himself couldn't do.”

“My sense is that you can make a film under almost any circumstances. As long as someone has a vague idea of what he's doing, something distinctive will emerge. That, to me, is what film making is all about.”

“I absolutely adore cows. They're the most fascinating, gentle and beautiful animals. Their eyes are so amazing. I have ten that live on the land around my house. I love to talk to them. There are few things better than falling asleep in a field and being woken up by an inquisitive cow.”

“Urban Fantasy is a subgenre pretty much designed for teenagers. It's pretty twee, but I adore it. I've been trying to come up with an Urban Fantasy comic ever since I'd read the Nancy Collins 'Sonja Blue' series years ago.”

“I adore my niece and nephews and love spending time with them.”

“I absolutely adore Nigel Slater.”

“I have a very solo career. I only write with people that I really adore.”

“I adore Britain! It's my favourite country; I love their eccentricity. I find Britain so inspiring.”