“Publicists cater to bloggers because they can play them; bloggers cate...” — Stephen Rodrick Quote

Publicists cater to bloggers because they can play them; bloggers cater to publicists because they want their ads.

I arrive a month premature, with my dad's brains but not much else.

Lance Armstrong has a 17th-century, 15-foot Spanish fresco of the crucifixion hanging on the wall of his Austin mansion. This doesn't mean - and some of you Armstrong acolytes might want to sit down for this - that Lance is Jesus.

'TMZ' has the cash to buy off valets and info like flight lists or even the limo list of what celeb is being picked up where and when.

Jeff Bridges wants you to take it easy, man.

Consumerist ads brainwash us into individualist and egotistic self-love.

There are some people who only know me for cornflakes ads, and that's fine. I have a charmed life.

Hollywood needs to take the lead on subtitling ads, trailers and those cute little interviews with clips that celebrities do promoting their movies. Another thing I'd like to see improve is the specifics of audio description. It's not enough to see 'music is playing' in a scene - what kind of music is it? Happy? Scary?

If you'd come to me in 2012, when the last presidential election was raging and we were cooking up ever more complicated ways to monetize Facebook data, and told me that Russian agents in the Kremlin's employ would be buying Facebook ads to subvert American democracy, I'd have asked where your tin-foil hat was.