“As someone who is on the more liberal side of things, I personally thi...” — Brett Gelman Quote

“As someone who is on the more liberal side of things, I personally think this side needs to be a little less open. I know that's part of what it means to be on the more liberal side of things, but that trait can no longer really be a part of our makeup. The simple reason for this is that the opposing side uses our openness to their full advantage.”

“I like to challenge the audience. I want people to feel discomfort.”

“I hate it when I see people texting at a show. And talking to each other. They're at a performance; they should respect the performer.”

“If you do an outside spin with the ball, it's more difficult to control it, so I try to pass it in a way that allows them to take the ball quicker in their path. That way, they may have more of an advantage to score or create themselves.”

“In my situation, every time I write a sentence, I'm thinking not only of the people I ended up in college with but my siblings, my family, my school friends, the people from my neighborhood. I've come to realize that this is an advantage, really: it keeps you on your toes.”