“I'd like to run for office someday, but I'm afraid my ability to spell...” — April Winchell Quote

I'd like to run for office someday, but I'm afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage.

Let's stop playing with ourselves and get on with the entertainment, shall we?

I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That's all any of us can hope for.

Like every aspect of cancer I've weathered thus far, today's experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No, it was just plain fun.

I can wholeheartedly apologize for not being at all sorry. And it really is the least I can do.

I certainly have an advantage over some because I can pass on so much from the World Cups I played in.

When the opposition team sense that there is fear, they take advantage without mercy.

We had something over Everton in those games during the Eighties. We knew it and they did too. It was a huge thing to have, that psychological advantage, and we made the most of it.

I don't size up their grades or their board scores. Because in America today, that's just an advantage certain people have. I size up the give and take, the speed of thinking, what I perceive as ambition. I say, 'Tell me about your high school jobs.' And I love people who worked in coffee shops who were waiters and waitresses.