Wisdom Quote by George Carlin — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies.”

“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”

“I'm happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.”

“Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.”

““Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!”

“Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink,I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck”

“The next best thing to being wise oneself is to live in a circle of those who are.”

“يجب أن يكون الانسان حكيما باعتدال ولكن ليس مفرط الحكمة حتى لا يعرف قدره مسبقا”

“Everyone has their own fate.”

“Before the fruits of prosperity can come, the storms of life need to first bring the required rains of testing, which mixes with the seeds of wisdom to produce a mature harvest.”

“Healing doesn’t begin when the cup is finally full, but when it is finally set down.”

“Television is for appearing on - not for looking at.”