“As a largely unsuccessful comedian, I've become someone that younger p...” — Chris Gethard Quote

“As a largely unsuccessful comedian, I've become someone that younger people sometimes find and ask for advice, which I'm happy to give, even though it makes me feel old.”

“I will say I miss teaching improv way more than I miss performing improv.”

“I very classically would go into manic phases, which were as dangerous, if not more so, than the depressed phases, and I think I'd come up with the best ideas I ever had, and then the next day, I'd look at them and be like, 'This is nonsense,' because it was born out of a manic episode. What a waste of time.”

“Saul Bellow never took my advice when he was my friend.”

“The thing is, I love people giving me advice.”

“I've been homeschooling for eight years and have always received the best advice and encouragement from other homeschoolers, rather than a book or lecture.”