“I met my wife in Bombay at an official function. And then we courted f...” — Glenn Turner Quote

“I met my wife in Bombay at an official function. And then we courted for three years. That's a great old term, 'courting.' And we had to do it quietly, of course, because you would know the difficulties one might have with Indian parents. She was advised by her father that people in the West don't take marriage seriously.”

“As a kid in New Zealand, you play cricket in summer and rugby in winter. I played cricket and hockey. Not rugby. I wasn't brawny enough for it. Or silly enough, perhaps.”

“Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it gets you nowhere.”

“For years, I advised George Steinbrenner to get out of town because he dishonored my hometown with his bullying and bombast.”

“Those suffering from spondylitis and arthiritis are not advised to perform certain asanas.”

“I remember people were horrified when I celebrated my 50th! 'Don't announce your age,' I was advised! How stupid is that.”