“I'm so sick of gay this, gay that. I could care less. It ain't affecti...” — Larry the Cable Guy Quote

“I'm so sick of gay this, gay that. I could care less. It ain't affecting my life at all.”

“I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami.”

“I don't judge people by their accent, or how they word things, or how grammatically correct their speech is. Some of the smartest men in the world couldn't spell. I judge a person by their character.”

“Imagine how much capital a country like Argentina might attract - if instead of defaulting seriatim and affecting a pose of anger toward creditors, it borrowed responsibly and honored its obligations.”

“Primarily affecting low-information voters and members of the mainstream media, Obama Worship Syndrome attributes impossible capabilities to Obama's political opponents, finds excuses for every Obama failure in everyone around him and praises the president as the finest politician - nay, human being - of our time.”