“An Englishmen thinks seated; a Frenchmen standing; an American pacing,...” — Austin O'Malley Quote

“An Englishmen thinks seated; a Frenchmen standing; an American pacing, an Irishman, afterwards.”

“The statesman shears the sheep; the politician skins them.”

“Practical prayer is harder on the soles of your shoes than on the knees of your trousers.”

“When walking through the 'valley of shadows,' remember, a shadow is cast by a Light.”

“If you keep your mouth shut you will never put your foot in it.”

“A hole is nothing at all, but you can break your neck in it.”

“On 'Bake Off' there's lots of stuff no one notices until afterwards. At the time you're too busy concentrating. All the other bits, like the funny innuendoes, often go over your head.”

“Before I debuted, it was my goal to make my debut, and afterwards, I aimed at winning champion titles on television music shows, and I hoped for a chance to perform as a soloist.”

“I got Osgood-Schlatter disease in my knees because my bones were growing quicker than my muscles, and it's hard to get out on the training pitch; then, afterwards, you're in agony every single time you play football.”

“I've had parties where I found photos of whoever is coming, put them in a cute little woven frame and used that as their place card at dinner. Then they get to take it home afterwards. It's the little things that make people feel special and like they were a part of the thought process that went into assembling a dinner.”

“I take risks, but I don't lose respect for my real self. Because what's going to happen afterwards? How are you going to get back? Is there going to be a train, or will it be after midnight and you can't go home again?”