“When I'm up there, and I know the show's coming to a close, in my head...” — Adam Sandler Quote

“When I'm up there, and I know the show's coming to a close, in my head I'm saying to myself, Oh man, you gotta get off and be a normal person again. That's what I don't like so much.”

“I wasn't a kid growing up thinking, 'One day I'll get an Oscar and make a speech.' That wasn't on my mind.”

“I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means.”

“The pain of parting is nothing to the joy of meeting again.”

“But as a German - and I am German-born - we Germans are condemned once again to be radical revisionists.”

“I think Bob Dylan showed us that songs can rise to the level of literature, and he proved it over and over again. That's why they keep trying to get him a Nobel Prize for literature: because there is no Nobel Prize for songwriting.”