“Now and again I'll bump into people and say, 'I'm a big fan of yours. ...” — Lee Mack Quote

“Now and again I'll bump into people and say, 'I'm a big fan of yours. Would you like to be in my sitcom?' And they say, 'Oh yes,' but when it comes to the booking, they don't want to do it.”

“I've never been able to keep my finger on the pulse of fashion.”

“I've tried everywhere, but my garden shed is the most effective place to write.”

“It's flattering to people who stop you and say that you've helped them and all. But, again, you know, you've got to stay humble because as quick as you came up, you can come down.”

“We only part to meet again.”

“I woke up famous for about a minute, then stopped being famous again.”