“I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.” — Mitch Hedberg Quote

“I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.”

“Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'”

“When someone hands you a flyer, it's like they're saying here you throw this away.”

“I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.”

“I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.”

“An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.”

“If I had not been discriminated against or had not suffered persecution, I would never have received the Nobel Prize.”

“Is there discrimination against women? Yes. There's no denying that the old boys' network is alive and well. But there's also discrimination against men.”

“Sometimes you just need a little push every now and then to keep going, even when the odds are stacked against you.”

“It feels like an easy sum to gauge the balance between forests and, say, the proliferating free newspapers that litter our public transport. This noxious combination of words and paper represents a clear-cut crime against the biosphere.”

“England Women regularly play against Under-15 and U-17 county men's sides, which is great for the girls to take them out of their comfort zones. It's important to find a balance, though, because the way in which women's cricket is played is still very different.”

“The anti-nuke movement has important and far-reaching implications for grassroots organizing. It can unite kids and musicians, everybody, whether they're leftist or rightist, or radical, or Republican, because energy is energy. But in fact, it is a real political struggle - it shows people that it's big business against the people.”