“To my real estate agent, Chernobyl is a fixer-upper.” — Yakov Smirnoff Quote

“To my real estate agent, Chernobyl is a fixer-upper.”

“I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.”

“In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.”

“My brother is an agent, so he is in the business. Is he my agent? No, no, no. That would never work.”

“I do work for Impact Wrestling, but I'm just a straight up freelance agent in wrestling. I can work for anybody at any time. Basically every company calls me up.”

“Cherbourg had released me and I had been trying constantly to contact my agent, leaving him voicemails and sending him texts, and he just wasn't replying. I was doing this every day and it got to the last day of the transfer window. He did not even have the courage to speak to me directly.”