“I do enjoy having researchers and writers around me because I am getti...” — Jim Jefferies Quote

“I do enjoy having researchers and writers around me because I am getting a lot of different influences now from the opposite sex, different races, people of different ages, who are helping write the routines. So I am seeing things from other people's perspectives, which I never really had to do before.”

“I don't think you're ever going to be truly successful if everyone likes you.”

“My girlfriend buys stuff from Trader Joe's, and it's just subpar. When you buy a burrito, it crumbles the way a proper burrito shouldn't. Everything's just crap there.”

“When I was between the ages of 5 and 8 years old, I fell in love with the music of composers like Danny Elfman, Jerry Goldsmith, Elmer Bernstein, Alan Silvestri, and John Williams.”

“If you're struggling to make your mortgage payment, and you've got three kids between the ages of 12 and 18, and you and your spouse works, and someone says, 'Oh, by the way, the world's ending,' it's like, 'Please. You don't need to tell me that.'”

“Beauty works when one is in her teens. Between the ages 55 and 60, it's the technique and the personality of the dancer that captivates the audience.”