“I aim to please. I'm nothing if not a vaudevillian.” — Craig Ferguson Quote

“I aim to please. I'm nothing if not a vaudevillian.”

“HD doesn't mean anything to me. It's a technical thing. It's like demographics. A lot of people know about it.”

“Being an American is something I wanted to be for a very long time, probably since I saw the moon landing when I was a child.”

“The culture used to move relatively slowly, so you could take aim. Now it moves so fast, and is so fluffy and meaningless, you feel like an idiot even complaining about it.”

“It was always our aim to raise the profile of the game, and I believe it's only going to get bigger.”

“Islam is a violent, I was going to say religion, but it's not a religion. It's a political system. It's a violent political system bent on the overthrow of the governments of the world and world domination. That is the ultimate aim.”