“I wanted to like 'Up in the Air' - I like Jason Reitman - but Vera Far...” — Andy Kindler Quote

“I wanted to like 'Up in the Air' - I like Jason Reitman - but Vera Farmiga left me cold.”

“I will say that I wasn't susceptible to Tony Robbins-like pitches, even as a younger man.”

“When I played a club in Salt Lake City, I complained to the crowd about the low turnout. It's always good to berate the people who paid to see you because you're upset about the people who didn't show up. It's called misplaced anger, and without it, I wouldn't have an act.”

“One of the great pressures we're facing in journalism now is it's a lot cheaper to hire thumb suckers and pundits and have talk shows on the air than actually have bureaus and reporters.”

“A professional player is smarter than a college man. He uses his noodle. He knows what to do and when to do it. He rarely goes up in the air as is the case with most of our college players when they get in a tight place.”

“The difference in being a good soldier and actor is that in the Air Force, you see results, and our worth is defined by numbers. As an actor, your results are based on other people's opinions.”