“My last real job was selling air time for CBS affiliates. I quit that ...” — James Denton Quote

“My last real job was selling air time for CBS affiliates. I quit that when I was 28, and that was the last real job I had. I beat the system. I've been able to do this full-time for almost 15 years.”

“I still treat every job as if I might never get hired again as far as the way I save money and live really modestly.”

“My parents were amazing people who had no business being together - and they knew it.”

“People in Scunthorpe don't care what I say. And I'm not camp, either. I'm a geezer. I'm not a raving queer, I've got a bit of character. I just ignore people who shout at me in the street. I just stick my head in the air; I'm not interested.”

“God has been replaced, as he has all over the West, with respectability and air conditioning.”

“The quality of the air you're breathing makes an enormous difference.”