“I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in th...” — Margaret Smith Quote

“I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in.”

“I can't get a relationship to last longer than it takes to make copies of their tapes.”

“The right way is not always the popular and easy way. Standing for right when it is unpopular is a true test of moral character.”

“I loathe the very thought of airports and also airlines taking as much from you as possible and giving very little back.”

“Airlines are interesting. They not only favor celebrities, they court them.”

“I have many times marveled at how I could feel so good about myself while eating peanuts in a middle seat on Southwest Airlines and yet feel so condescended to in first class on United.”