“Either you're a political comedian or you're a stand-up. Just talking ...” — Sam Seder Quote

“Either you're a political comedian or you're a stand-up. Just talking about politics isn't enough. People who talk about airplane food, you don't call them airplane comedians.”

“But I started out as a comedian doing sketch work where you get to write, produce and direct your own stuff.”

“With comedic actors, you can write one joke or two jokes, sample dialogue, and they have the capacity to extrapolate.”

“I don't have great thoughts about a lot of Republican candidates.”

“I think what should happen is companies should calculate how much money they're getting from people who are celebrating Christmas and provide exactly that much amount of Merry Christmas, because that is exactly how I would want any type of religious holiday to be celebrated.”

“This is the thing Donald Trump is doing. He may be an embarrassment, but what he's actually doing is reflecting back on Republicans exactly what their positions are.”

“Of course we are coming to invest in Germany - that is certain. Most airplanes in the fleet of Qatar Airways are from Airbus.”

“The chances that your tombstone will read 'Killed by Asteroid' are about the same as they'd be for 'Killed in Airplane Crash.'”

“I don't think I'd know if I were sitting next to Charles Schulz on an airplane.”

“From the time I was a little itty-bitty kid, I was going to the airport every day. I began to study all the airplanes, and I'd draw all the airplanes.”

“I did a little bit of flying in high school, but I've just always been inspired and excited about airplanes.”

“It's very natural for me now. A lot of airplanes, a lot of flights, a lot of hotels. Go home to pack and leave. But I'm used to it.”