“The idea of a world where all people are alike - in wealth or in anyth...” — P. J. O'Rourke Quote

The idea of a world where all people are alike - in wealth or in anything else - is a fantasy for the stupid.

There's a love of rhetorical skill in the Muslim world. Osama bin Laden doesn't just go on tape cassettes and say, 'America sucks.' He recites poetry; he finds things that 'America sucks' rhymes with.

If I were a congressman who had voted for the American Jobs Creation Act of 2004, I'd claim it was forced on our country by a sinister international organization.

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

I think that humor has become a principle means of communication among Americans about politics.

We are all alike, on the inside.

A DJ draws a connection between two seemingly disparate things and says, 'Look, they are alike. You can dance to them.'

As a businessman, Trump preyed on the hopes and anxieties of struggling middle-class families. He cheated and scammed employees and customers alike. He left behind a trail of bankrupted companies. Past is prologue, and Trump has continued to pursue his own aggrandizement ruthlessly and relentlessly as a candidate and as president-elect.

Gerard is just like me, but two meters tall. We're very alike; it's not for nothing that we were born on the same day, it's just that he was born 10 years later... he's a happy guy, healthy here, in the head.