“Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.” — Arthur Baer Quote

“Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.”

“If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end.”

“Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.”

“Men aren't able to retire and are going bankrupt making alimony payments.”

“Also, I am driven by a wonderful muse called alimony.”

“I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much.”