“I protect my skin with sunscreen and am religious about keeping my fac...” — Amanda Beard Quote

“I protect my skin with sunscreen and am religious about keeping my face moisturized and properly protected all day, so I also use a face lotion with SPF 30.”

“To look good in the water you have to pick the right swimsuit. I own close to 500.”

“The swimming community is really conservative. I don't know why, because we're in no clothing whatsoever.”

“In Hawaii, we go to this wonderful place, all families. My wife and I go directly from breakfast to a beach chair where we read all day. My daughter goes from water to pool to running around with friends she meets, some of whom are regulars there.”

“I really can't describe what my stand-up is like - people see it and they say it's like that, or it's like this, and that's really up to them, that's fine, but I don't sit around all day analysing it. I just try and enjoy a show and interest myself because if I don't do that then I won't interest anybody else.”