Humor Quote by Douglas Adams — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“What's up?" [asked Ford.]”

“Shee, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.”

“The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy offers this definition of”

“God's Final Message to His Creation:”

“Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?”

“Ford carried on counting quietly. This is about the most aggressive thing you can do to a computer, the equivalent of going up to a human being and saying "Blood...blood...blood...blood...”

“It doesn't matter if they hate you, or embarrass you, or simply don't appreciate your genius for inventing the internet-”

“It's so hard to believe in anything anymore. I mean, it's like, religion, you really can't take it seriously, because it seems so mythological, it seems so arbitrary...but, on the other hand, science is just pure empiricism, and by virtue of its method, it excludes metaphysics. I guess I wouldn't believe in anything anymore if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch.”

“why can't you see i'm a kid', said the kid.”

“Saphira waved her tail, the tip whistling loudly. "I'm not asking you to. However, if we attack first, we may gain the advantage.”

“The only French word I know is oui, which means “yes,” and only recently did I learn it’s spelled o-​u-​i and not w-​e-​e.”

“Can you squeeze me”