“Men were created to have facial hair like women were created to be smo...” — Jase Robertson Quote

“Men were created to have facial hair like women were created to be smooth-faced. Well, not all women. I've seen pockets where that's not the case, and that's not good.”

“I've always said the key to killing a lot of mallards if you live on the East Coast is to move west. The No. 1 rule in duck hunting is to go where the ducks are.”

“A duck tastes the same whether they're shot sitting or flying.”

“And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.”

“The problem for all women is we're identified by how we look instead of by our heads and our hearts.”

“I think it speaks of all women having those few special things that make them feel feminine. And so when I was a little girl, I would associate Guerlain with that.”