“I don't think you should be allowed to eat in a restaurant if you have...” — Lizzy Caplan Quote

“I don't think you should be allowed to eat in a restaurant if you haven't waited tables at least once. It's so irritating when I see people being rude to waiters, like, it makes me want to slit their throats! Like, really? You're really this inconsiderate?”

“I think, as an actress, people get on your case if you do the same thing over and over again. But if you get too far away from that, people don't like that, either.”

“I think I get way too much credit for making what people consider to be smart choices, but it's only because I made a decision to stop worrying about making money. I had done network sitcoms. I had a nest egg.”

“I think, through comedy, sometimes we're allowed to discuss things that you'd never be able to talk about in a drama.”

“For me, funny is funny, and what's unfortunate is these comedians aren't being allowed to operate in rooms for everybody and that everybody can laugh and say, 'Okay, I find that person funny, and I don't just have to find them funny because they look like me.'”

“In my home, guns were not something to be earned or celebrated. Water guns and Nerf guns were not allowed outside. B.B. guns were not even a part of the conversation.”