“My ideal Friday night is spent playing scrabble in my local in Kentish...” — Tim Key Quote

“My ideal Friday night is spent playing scrabble in my local in Kentish Town with a goon called Lenny. After I've won a couple of games we move along through the pubs on Kentish Town Road.”

“In radio, no idea can ever be ruled out just because there isn't the money for it.”

“I never really expected I would end up being the type of person who has a spare denim onesie.”

“We dissect nature along lines laid down by our native language.”

“Whenever they sang a certain song in church, I used to sing it the loudest: 'Lead me, guide me, along the way!' One day, as I was singing this song, I felt as if the Lord was saying to me, 'Lead you along what way?' I realized then that if you don't have a plan, God doesn't have anything specific to direct you in.”

“Along with my passion for horse breeding, I was a horse racing enthusiast... In 1974 I was elected as a committee member and subsequently as a steward of the Turf Club. I had a burning desire to clean up the sport, which had always carried the stigma of gambling and manipulation.”