“When I started stand-up, it was really just to have a go at alpha male...” — Joe Lycett Quote

“When I started stand-up, it was really just to have a go at alpha males essentially, there was no plan and there never has been really.”

“I'm so British and polite that creating a scene or being confrontational is so not my vibe.”

“Best place I've visited is probably Tanzania when I was younger and I'd love to go to America as I haven't been to loads of places there yet.”

“It's never occurred to me - and I don't know what right mixture of upbringing this was - that my opinion wasn't as important as the alpha males or that I shouldn't try or that I wasn't the funniest one in the room.”

“I like Alpha male footballers.”

“My 70 days of torture began in Camp India. The camps in Gitmo are named by letters. A is for Alpha, B for Beta, C for Charlie and so on. I is for India. It is a torture block.”