“Yes I am a politician - I will promise you anything your little electo...” — Vermin Supreme Quote

“Yes I am a politician - I will promise you anything your little electorate heart desires - because you are my constituents, you are the informed voting public, and because I have no intention of keeping any promise that I make.”

“My own personal goal was always to beat Lyndon LaRouche.”

“Together my friends, we will ride our ponies into a zombie-powered future.”

“I think my biggest appeal for fans is probably the fact that I'm honest. I'm up front about who I am. I'm a little naughty. I have a naughty side and everybody knows that. But I know when to use that and when not to.”

“I might not know who I was yesterday or who I'm going to be tomorrow, but I know who I am right now.”

“I'm never pleased with anything, I'm a perfectionist, it's part of who I am.”