“The Creation Museum isn't really a museum at all. It's an argument. It...” — A. A. Gill Quote

“The Creation Museum isn't really a museum at all. It's an argument. It's not even an argument. It's the ammunition for an argument. It is the Word made into bullets. An armory of righteous revisionism.”

“Other people's traditions look charming and decorative and exotic. They're nice places to visit on holiday, but you wouldn't want to live with one.”

“The pleasure in lovers' gifts is that they are often covert and secretive, worn next to the skin, hidden under pillows.”

“I saw clearly that war was upon us when I learned that my young men had been secretly buying ammunition.”

“Once you have a good bowling attack that can take 20 wickets anywhere, then no game is an away game. Every game is a home game. It doesn't matter what the pitch is, you have the ammunition.”

“As a midfielder, when you have sealed things up at the back, my job is to provide the ammunition for the strikers and forwards, to create opportunities for them.”