“There's nothing like listening to the drone of QVC's always-bubbly pit...” — Emily V. Gordon Quote

“There's nothing like listening to the drone of QVC's always-bubbly pitchwomen, as they try to move loose-fitting tunics with 'just the right amount of sparkle,' to soothe you into a healing slumber.”

“I'm a mental-health advocate big time, so I think it's great when depression is a thing that's discussed out in the open, because it's still way too stigmatized.”

“Not deciding is a decision. People don't realize that not making a decision is a decision in itself.”

“I grew up in a town where there were no Muslims whatsoever, and there was not a lot of exposure.”

“I grew up in a very small town in North Carolina, weird and pudgy, without too many other kids to play with. I spent a lot of time watching TV. It was my reassurance that the outside world was bigger and more colorful than the one I lived in.”

“In some cases, newlyweds want so badly for things to be perfect that they ignore warning signs, both in themselves and each other.”

“Regardless of what amount of satire or sarcasm is heard in what I do, the reason it connects with people is because the fun and the wildness in it is sincere.”

“My father's death, my move, and my frightening and difficult delivery created a tremendous amount of stress, pain, and sadness for me. I was practically devastated beyond recovery.”

“I'm not necessarily proud of the World Cups and the grand slams won or lost, the amount of points I scored, this record or that.”

“Rightwing organizations like Turning Point USA or Leadership Institute spend considerable amounts of money and time to train students with conservative values how to 'fight back.'”

“You constantly hear about voter fraud... but you don't see huge amounts of vote fraud out there.”

“As a leader, you don't get too high on the highs or let the bumps balance down. Every leader over time has probably equal amount of good luck or bad luck - or, you could argue, has good opportunities or challenges.”