“The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy paveme...” — E. W. Howe Quote

“The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.”

“A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast.”

“Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.”

“She and my uncle were very sociable and would have a lot of people over at night to play cards or whatever. The high spot of those evenings was when we kids got dressed up to do a skit or something to amuse the guests. I loved it.”

“'And for my part, Gentlemen,' said I, 'that I may put in for a share, and guess with the rest; not to amuse myself with those curious Notions wherewith you tickle and spur on slow-paced Time; I believe, that the Moon is a World like ours, to which this of ours serves likewise for a Moon.'”