“I love to watch good actors who surprise and amuse me.” — John Malkovich Quote

“I love to watch good actors who surprise and amuse me.”

“I don't like things too overstated in the cut or too perfect.”

“I'm very much a typical midwesterner, and I don't think the condition is curable.”

“Small things amuse small minds.”

“I certainly know all about the Jersey jokes that amuse the rest of the country. You've probably heard them. Our state bird is the mosquito. Our state tree is dead. It doesn't help that we are represented on television by Tony Soprano and 'Jersey Shore.'”

“Be simple in words, manners, and gestures. Amuse as well as instruct. If you can make a man laugh, you can make him think and make him like and believe you.”