“We fear the arrival of immigrants that we have drawn here with the wea...” — Frankie Boyle Quote

“We fear the arrival of immigrants that we have drawn here with the wealth we stole from them. For much of the rest of the world we must be the focus of bitter amusement, characters in a satire we don't understand. It is British people that don't learn languages, or British history. Britain is the true scrounger, the true criminal.”

“There are a lot of problems with democracy. We need to think about how to find the people most qualified for the job.”

“British people have a really sophisticated sense of humour, because we're exposed to much more than Europeans and Americans, not least in our literary heritage.”

“I call myself the Amusement Park. That's because I'm funny and scary at the same time.”

“As a child, I seriously believed my family was going down the road to bankruptcy. I was denied virtually every popular trend, from heavily logoed Tommy Hilfiger windbreakers to amusement park season's passes.”

“I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.”