Romance Quote by Sarah Mayberry — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“One of the best lovers in Hollywood. What would a title like that encompass exactly? she wondered. Technique? Enthusiasm? Or was it more about equipment?”

“Suddenly he caught his reflection in the mirror behind her. His face was twisted into a dark scowl, and he was standing there naked, with a boner, and another man’s business card in his hand.”

“If I let you go are you going to hit me again?”

“She didn’t sound overjoyed. She didn’t sound even slightly joyed.”

“Later she would think about how he'd snuck up on her so silently. The man was on crutches - what was he, a ninja or something?”

“You realise you’re going to owe me dinner after this, right?”

“She wanted to go over and hug his tears away, but she was too frightened.”

“I believe in love at first sight…”

“Okay, that one's pretty good," Fred acknowledged, after she'd told him a particularly filthy joke. "But have you heard the one about the baker's wife?”

“A lot of men wouldn't like being called a romantic. It's not macho enough.'”

“From Chapter 1:”

“Ano snorted in a very unladylike and elkish way.”