“I live in a dangerous part of Los Angeles. It's called... Los Angeles.” — Ralphie May Quote

“I live in a dangerous part of Los Angeles. It's called... Los Angeles.”

“I mean, comics fear sue - you know, lawsuits and stuff like that, just because they don't like to do paperwork.”

“California is prejudiced about fat people.”

“I confess I've got a yearning to go to Los Angeles, but I can't work out if it is because a lot of British actors seem to go or because there's this perception that the bottom has fallen out of British drama, so therefore, it's the place to head for.”

“At first, I didn't like coming down to Los Angeles at all. It's like, everything's black and white compared to where I live out in the middle of nowhere. There's, like, 400 people in my town!”

“I went to Columbia film school; that's where I met Matthew Weisman. We then became writing partners, graduated, and moved out to Los Angeles. I didn't know a soul.”