“I also want to announce that I'm changing my name. I haven't told anyo...” — Luther Campbell Quote

“I also want to announce that I'm changing my name. I haven't told anyone. You get the scoop.”

“Tampa's crazy... The ladies in Tampa come in all flavors. I felt like I was at Dairy Queen.”

“I am going into the adult market because they don't care what label you are signed to or who you know.”

“The first time I met Jon Stewart was at the press conference that Comedy Central held to announce Jon would be the new host of 'The Daily Show,' which back then was not called 'The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.'”

“Have you ever seen Glenn Beck in operation? It is the most terrifying thing. It's so bad that you think he's going to announce in a minute that it's all a great con. He makes Sarah Palin look reasonable and steady.”

“I could announce one morning that the world was going to blow up in three hours and people would be calling in about my hair!”