“If I need to get rid of a problem, or if something has been knocking a...” — CMAT Quote

“If I need to get rid of a problem, or if something has been knocking around for a while, annoying me, once I write about it the problem is gone or it's on the first steps to getting rid of it.”

“I don't necessarily think that my song being famous equates to me being famous because of the extremely, extraordinarily ephemeral nature of something like TikTok.”

“Christmas is the only time of year where you get to experience a truly, truly indulgent potato.”

“You want less of the annoying nonsense that interferes with your portfolios and more of the significant data that allow you to become a less distracted, more purposeful investor.”

“I'm not annoying in relationships! I'm great!”

“I never dreamed that the little ditties I wrote about annoying customers or bagel recipes would turn into a full-length musical comedy. But a very wise person told me to 'write what you know'. So I did.”